Q: Why are most midgets good guys? Follow or like us to get great jokes and comedy content each day! Bugs and plants and pools, oh my! A: Sorry, I've got a short temper. The grass tickles their balls! Comedy News Comedy Reviews. I crashed a midgets wedding recently.
A little fucker about so tall. Midget flag bearers have incredibly low standards. They just use the curb! That hilarious moment when you see a midget eating a mini donut. Believe me these jokes will thrill you and make you laugh hard. Q: What did the midget say when he got angry?
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As our relationships with food and exercise changed, we began to discover new sides of each other, too. You must be a registered user to submit a joke. What do you call a poor midget? The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump! What does a zombie call a midget with a bike? Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer?
Then the midget asked if he could lift him up so he could see her teeth, Then the midget said "Oh wow, thse got wonderful teeth. Q: Why did the man seek counseling after finger banging a midget? Click here to go to your profile page to complete the process. After this particularly sigh-inducing and eye-rolling encounter at the grocery store, I decided to write up a great, easy-to-use, printable and portable, top 10 list of things to never say or do to a person with dwarfism. My internet provider called me today.
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